Do you charge for the first meeting? 
No an introductory meeting is always free of charge.

How much do you charge?  
I am as transparent with my charges as possible. My current charge out rate is £100 
per hour and I will always give you as accurate a quote as possible.

How do you pronounce Integer? 
Int – e –jer.  It means whole number.

I’m allergic to brown envelopes. Will you help me open them?
The sooner we get started the better.

Do you accept shoeboxes?  
Of course I do. And carrier bags! Many clients worry about their messy paperwork. 
Believe me I have seen it all before!!

Can I have it yesterday? 
Yes, but not if you give it to me today.

Can you show me how to do bookkeeping? 
Yes I am happy to teach you how to prepare information. 
This will save you money by reducing my fees.

What kind of clients and businesses have you supported? 
All sorts, big, little, simple, complicated.

Do I have to pay tax?  
Only if you have earned more than the tax allowances applicable to your own 
personal/corporate circumstances.